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Exterminate


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Love all the new ones.


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01-04-2020, 08:24 PM
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Tip of the day:
To avoid infection, people must not cough near you; they must be far from you.
If they cough near you, tell them to far cough.
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02-04-2020, 07:28 PM
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Hi

My cat has just asked me if I want the radio left on whilst he goes out for a few hours
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03-04-2020, 10:08 AM
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I ordered a take away last night, I saw the little Chinese bloke coming up the drive and went out to meet him, "isolate, isolate" he began screaming, "relax mate, I only ordered it half an hour ago"
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03-04-2020, 07:24 PM
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This is just taking the piss!

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Oh dear


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04-04-2020, 02:11 PM
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I chuckled at both of those.
Muddy, your scales are very rude.
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04-04-2020, 03:22 PM
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I wonder what's showing at the movies..........

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04-04-2020, 10:10 PM
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Virus or not, me and my partner are just having a couple of hours down Skegness seafront.

We've toured the arcades, had a couple of rides and got some ace photos eating candy floss in 'kiss me quick' hats.

My boss even rang up to see how we're getting on ..

I told him, "All quiet here Sarge, we've not had to make any arrests."
 
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