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Unfortuate typo! Someone will get fired for that

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Unfortuate typo! Someone will get fired for that



Fired? Or tossed out?
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Social Distancing in practice!

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Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Alan"
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30-03-2020, 12:57 PM
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Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Alan"
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The standard of spelling in the media is appalling!

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The standard of spelling in the media is appalling! ��

You should try the Daily Mail!

It used to be the Grauniad everyone made fun of, but the online DM is terrible. We think it's because they have 'work experience' kids running it!
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Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Alan"
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A policeman knocked on my door, showed me a picture of the wife and said, ''I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus.''

''I know,'' I replied, ''but she's good with the kids.''
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.

She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
 
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