30-03-2020, 08:10 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Besoeker
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Englishman was driving in the west of Ireland and got lost. He stopped to ask a passer by for directions to Tipperary. The passer by paused........."Well sir, if I were you I wouldn't start from here..."
31-03-2020, 06:34 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by summer
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Number three really made me laugh.... my little grandson face timed me the other morning when I had just stepped out of the shower so I had wet hair and no make up.... result was he cried and I had to ring him back when I didnt look so scary 
03-04-2020, 02:05 PM
1396
Re: Let's have a laugh
A teacher asks her class if anyone knows the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend, "please miss, it was Trudy Glen" calls out young Paddy."no it wasn't" replied the teacher.
"Really well what about the song then?" he asks
"what song is that?" she replied,
"Robin Hood Robin Hood riding Trudy Glen" sang young Paddy.
03-04-2020, 02:10 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A mother comes home from work, she's hardly got through the door when her 5 year old daughter rushes up to her, "mummy mummy, daddys saved the au pairs life today" she cried, "really what happened?" the mother asked. the daughter replied, "I don't know mummy but when I got there she was lying naked on your bed screaming oh god I'm coming, and daddy was on top of her trying to stop her leaving"03-04-2020, 02:16 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A little negro lad is talking to his dad, "dad, why do we have such funny hair?"his dad tells him that if they had normal hair it would get all tangled and knoted in the jungle, he then asks why they have large hands, his dad tells him it's to make climbing easier in the jungle, he then asks why they have large noses, his dad tells him it makes breathing easier in the humid jungle atmosphere, "just one more question dad" says the kid, "WHAT?" replied the father, becoming somewhat irritated by all the questions, the kid pauses for a minute, then asks, "well why the **** do we live in Birmingham?"
03-04-2020, 02:28 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by sparky
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A little negro lad is talking to his dad, "dad, why do we have such funny hair?" his dad tells him that if they had normal hair it would get all tangled and knoted in the jungle, he then asks why they have large hands, his dad tells him it's to make climbing easier in the jungle, he then asks why they have large noses, his dad tells him it makes breathing easier in the humid jungle atmosphere, "just one more question dad" says the kid, "WHAT?" replied the father, becoming somewhat irritated by all the questions, the kid pauses for a minute, then asks, "well why the **** do we live in Birmingham?"
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