10-02-2020, 08:28 PM
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Re: Frog goes into a bank
Originally Posted by effingpot
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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist orders an H2O. The second scientist orders an H2O too. The second scientist dies 
10-02-2020, 10:07 PM
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Re: Frog goes into a bank
Originally Posted by effingpot
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A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
I'm not surprised at those prices, last time I was in here (half an hour ago) it was only two bob a pint.....
17-02-2020, 06:44 PM
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Re: Frog goes into a bank
A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and a small glass of beer and pulls out a tiny fellow from his pocket. The barman says he has never seen anything like the little fellow and asks where he came from."Well, there is a bit of a tail. The little fellow plays piano" The barman asks for a demo. Sure enough, the little fellow dances around on the pub piano and knocks out a beautiful melody.
"OK, I'm impressed. Where did you get him?"
"I helped this old lady across a busy road. She told me she was a witch and could grant me one wish. I think she was a bit deaf. I got a nine inch pianist............"
17-02-2020, 09:53 PM
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Re: Frog goes into a bank
A man heads into his favorite pub in a heavy rain.An old man is sitting on the curb, fishing in the street.
The man feels sorry for the fisherman and asks him to have a pint.
When they had their beers the man asked the fisherman how many he caught.
The fisherman replied, "Including you, it would be three."
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