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12-02-2020, 07:11 PM
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Got any Valentine Jokes?

I'll kick things off with this bad boy from Tesco!

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12-02-2020, 08:39 PM
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Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you.”

Woman: “Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?”
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12-02-2020, 11:28 PM
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I'd rather hear about Russell.
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12-02-2020, 11:31 PM
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12-02-2020, 11:57 PM
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When your milk has a Valentine’s date and you don’t

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13-02-2020, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
When your milk has a Valentine’s date and you don’t


Made.me laugh
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13-02-2020, 02:14 PM
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Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said: “You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got injured you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
When I think about it now. …..I think you bring me bad luck!”
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13-02-2020, 09:15 PM
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Be careful tomorrow folks!

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14-02-2020, 03:21 PM
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Seems like a bargain:

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