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22-04-2019, 06:17 PM
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'Allo 'allo, what have we 'ere then?

Looks like we've got 2 of the male of the species loitering about looking for trouble.

We know you are there, you two, you have been spotted in the shrubbery.


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22-04-2019, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
'Allo 'allo, what have we 'ere then?

Looks like we've got 2 of the male of the species loitering about looking for trouble.

We know you are there, you two, you have been spotted in the shrubbery.


There goes the neighbourhood. It was nice an tranquil before you wimmin came trampling in.
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22-04-2019, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
There goes the neighbourhood. It was nice an tranquil before you wimmin came trampling in.


Okay then, if you think so badly of us, we will go on strike!

We will disappear for an undisclosed length of time to teach you men a lesson on appreciation.

I'll give you 48 hrs at the most, before you are weeping, snivelling, hopeless wrecks. You will be begging - yes begging - us to return and give you guidance.

Trust me. I know about these things.



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22-04-2019, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Okay then, if you think so badly of us, we will go on strike!

We will disappear for an undisclosed length of time to teach you men a lesson on appreciation.

I'll give you 48 hrs at the most, before you are weeping, snivelling, hopeless wrecks. You will be begging - yes begging - us to return and give you guidance.

Trust me. I know about these things.



Judd has booked the strippers, I'll get the Ale.
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22-04-2019, 07:27 PM
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.....I've got the butties sorted,lads!
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22-04-2019, 07:34 PM
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Oiy what is going on here?
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22-04-2019, 07:47 PM
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Ah. Um...yes....[errrm]....we chaps are just getting the place ready for yooz mamselles - in't that right,lads. Lads?
Oi-LADS?

[ohhhhhh,sh1t].....
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22-04-2019, 07:53 PM
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Clear off all naughty boys!!!!
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22-04-2019, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
.....I've got the butties sorted,lads!
Beef and onion I hope - they'll go down well with a bottle of Old Peculiar real ale.
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22-04-2019, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Beef and onion I hope - they'll go down well with a bottle of Old Peculiar real ale.

Don't know about a beer, but some of you men here sure are 'old and peculiar.'




Now listen 'ere you blokes - tomorrow I am being taken out for lunch by a secret admirer.
Hows about that then.
See, you have all missed the chance of my delectable company to dine with now.

Us ladies have waited long enough for a treat from you lot.

 



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