The boss
The human body was arguing about who should be in charge
The brain argued that he should be the boss as he did all the thinking and decision making, the heart however, argued that he should be the boss as he gave courage, the legs also deemed that they should be in charge as they were strong and sturdy, just then the arsehole, piped up saying he should be the boss as, but before he could finish, the others burst out laughing , this greatly upset the arsehole, so much so, he closed down completely.....after two days the brain became foggy and was unable to function, after three days the heart had palpitations and missing beats, after three days, the legs became weak and wobbly, on the fourth day, they all agreed that the arsehole should be in charge, ..which goes to show
you don’t need to be clever, courageous or strong to be a boss
....just an arsehole....