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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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You guys are too funny.

*I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets... then it hit me.
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LOL! probably also why women are reported to 'live longer than men'!!!
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What a shame that she never happened to meet me.
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16-06-2019, 11:06 PM
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I said to this Chinese guy in the bar last night,

"Do you know how to do all that fighting stuff like Kung Fu, Karate or Jiu Jitsu?"

"What the hell are you asking me that for? Is it because I'm Chinese?!" He asked.

"No", I said. "It's because you're drinking my bloody pint!"
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16-06-2019, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I said to this Chinese guy in the bar last night,

"Do you know how to do all that fighting stuff like Kung Fu, Karate or Jiu Jitsu?"

"What the hell are you asking me that for? Is it because I'm Chinese?!" He asked.

"No", I said. "It's because you're drinking my bloody pint!"
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What a shame that she never happened to meet me.
LOL!! Shall I pass along your contact details JBR !!??
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A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.

The barman says "What can I get you Mr Corbyn?"
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17-06-2019, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I said to this Chinese guy in the bar last night,

"Do you know how to do all that fighting stuff like Kung Fu, Karate or Jiu Jitsu?"

"What the hell are you asking me that for? Is it because I'm Chinese?!" He asked.

"No", I said. "It's because you're drinking my bloody pint!"
Good one! Judd
 
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