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27-08-2019, 04:09 PM
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two – one to screw in the lighbulb and one to hold the boobs. I mean ladder! 😀
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27-08-2019, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two – one to screw in the lighbulb and one to hold the boobs. I mean ladder! 😀
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27-08-2019, 06:17 PM
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I surprised the wife with a trip to Switzerland.

Apparently, she thought I said I'd take her to a youth in Asia.
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06-09-2019, 02:16 PM
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I said to the wife "Lets go out for dinner tonight"..
She replied back with that old classic "I have nothing to wear"..
..so I said to her "Just put on what you wore last time we went out, you looked beautiful"..

..so there we were in the local steak house, me in a t-shirt and jeans and her in her wedding dress.
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10-09-2019, 02:26 PM
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That's just wrong!

I need to get me one of those.
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11-09-2019, 06:52 PM
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My husband has cooked me a lovely meal and bought some very nice wine. I'll bet he's after sex.

Well he can sod off, he's staying in with me.
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11-09-2019, 07:13 PM
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My husband has cooked me a lovely meal and bought some very nice wine. I'll bet he's after sex.

Well he can sod off, he's staying in with me.
You have a husband, Judd?
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11-09-2019, 09:34 PM
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You have a husband, Judd?
Don't think so.

I thought I'd better put it in the Jokes for Blokes section cos if I put it in the Wimmin's jokes sections no-one would see it.
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11-09-2019, 10:44 PM
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Don't think so.

I thought I'd better put it in the Jokes for Blokes section cos if I put it in the Wimmin's jokes sections no-one would see it.
Which just goes to prove that men have a bigger sense of humour than women!
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Shouldn’t hemorrhoids really be called asteroids? ��
 
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