ARCHIEs DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom)
ARCHIE's DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom cat)
Robert is having a day off so I (ARCHIE the cat) have taken it upon my self to post a topic.
I don’t understand people, or how they live, but as long as I have a never ending supply of good food I tolerate them. I am moulting at the moment and leaving great patches of hair on Robert every time I go past him. Spoilsport that he is bought a sticky roller thing to pick up all my fur off his trouser leg. Then he rubs my back with it. I pretend to like it and wriggle and roll over on my back, exposing what used to be my crown jewels. Drat.
Robert & nurse Gillian have been out somewhere every day this week so I have the place to myself. I move from chair to chair before finding a nice spot in their pint sized garden.
They are pleased with me at the moment because I have been bringing into the kitchen field mice, dead mostly. They have loads of squirrels and wood pigeons visiting the garden. I ignore them all but do take umbrage if another cat looks over the fence. You should see me go!
0-60 mph in 3 seconds up and over the 6 foot fence and they’re gone. It doesn’t pay to mess with ARCHIE.
Anyway, as I was saying, people are hard to understand. Take Robert (I wish someone would) he has a car but it is hardly ever sat outside the house. They disappear for hours in it, instead of leaving it for people to look at, and why don’t they use the big red buses and get rid of the car. It would reduce road congestion and free up space on the parking lot.
There are lots more things I don’t understand, but then what do I know, I’m just a cat