22-09-2020, 10:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
While you men have been loafing about on our sofa making lewd comments again, some of us have been hard at work.
Today I have dug up about 90 bulbs that had spread and spread all over my front flower bed.
My back was knackered, but unlike you male specimens who would have had to lie down for a week, I soldiered on and planted 82 new plants for the autumn.
I then had to come in and start feeding the dogs, then finally get my own dinner - again, not like you men who expect to be waited on hand and foot.
All we ask of you idle lot is to wash up after you, or even better, don't enter in the first place!
Now then, we have left our shopping list on the kitchen work top for you, so decide which of you is going shopping, and anyone else can push the hoover round and tidy up. So don't just sit there, shift yerselves.