The theatre
At The Theatre
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the
usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but
you're only allowed one seat." The man moaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going
to have to call the manager." Again, the man just moaned, which
infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in
search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over
the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with
no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The copper surveyed the
situation briefly then asked, "All right matey, what's your name?" "Sam,"
the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied
"The balcony."