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22-11-2019, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
What a mess in here - empty bottles, old newspapers, and ... I don't believe it ... Dongles underpants hanging on the light fitting!!

What have those men been doing? Second thoughts - we are better off not knowing!
You wouldn't understand.
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I hope you are not making more mess in here, Dongle.
We haven't got time to run around tidying up after you men every day y'know.

Seeing as I am in a good mood, if you sit quietly, don't speak, don't move, and don't make mess, you may stay for five minutes, but then you must leave, and shut the flamin' door this time - it's drafty.
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Re: Last to post wins

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I hope you are not making more mess in here, Dongle.
We haven't got time to run around tidying up after you men every day y'know.

Seeing as I am in a good mood, if you sit quietly, don't speak, don't move, and don't make mess, you may stay for five minutes, but then you must leave, and shut the flamin' door this time - it's drafty.
Five minutes is more than enough nagging from you ladies but it's not me that's leaving.
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22-11-2019, 04:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Five minutes is more than enough nagging from you ladies but it's not me that's leaving.
Well - it certainly isn't us!
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22-11-2019, 04:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I hope you are not making more mess in here, Dongle.
We haven't got time to run around tidying up after you men every day y'know.

Seeing as I am in a good mood, if you sit quietly, don't speak, don't move, and don't make mess, you may stay for five minutes, but then you must leave, and shut the flamin' door this time - it's drafty.
Careful, Mups, give them an inch - and they'll take 15 miles!!

Have you noticed - they are so insecure they have had to start their own 'men only' thread?
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Bad news for the female leech species (Latin name`parasiticicus`), I've finished early today so no further payments until Tuesday. That means no extravagances for you wimmin this weekend.

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22-11-2019, 04:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Careful, Mups, give them an inch - and they'll take 15 miles!!

Have you noticed - they are so insecure they have had to start their own 'men only' thread?
Where else would we get intelligent conversation? Certainly not in here. We blokes have to continually reduce our educational standards to yours, so we go to the other thread for learned discourse.
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22-11-2019, 06:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Careful, Mups, give them an inch - and they'll take 15 miles!!

Have you noticed - they are so insecure they have had to start their own 'men only' thread?


Yes I have seen that, Tabby.
Like a load of old duffers sitting a the bar moaning about everything the wonderful ladies in their life do for them.
Bet they are all sitting there, playing dominoes, coughing and and dropping crisps everywhere.

Typical ungrateful wretches. No wonder they are always in trouble.
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22-11-2019, 06:16 PM
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[QUOTE=Judd;1820986]Bad news for the female leech species (Latin name`parasiticicus`), I've finished early today so no further payments until Tuesday. That means no extravagances for you wimmin this weekend.



"No extravagances for us"?

May I remind you Sir, that I can't recall you ever buying us so much as a bag of crisps!

I trust you are going to unpadlock your wallet this Christmas to show us how grateful you are for all our TLC year in, year out?


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22-11-2019, 06:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Five minutes is more than enough nagging from you ladies but it's not me that's leaving.

We must try a little harder then, and get it down to 2 minutes.
 



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