10-08-2019, 07:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right! Enough is enough!I am going to have a rather late tea now, and I don't want to see so much as a trace of you men upon my return.
Tabby will be on duty soon, and she will give you the pasting of your lives if you're still hanging around, making a nuisance of yourselves.
10-08-2019, 07:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Don't kid thi'sen - I was wondering how long it would take me to get to the local hunt suppliers and back after picking up a couple of spring-traps and some cattle prods. 
Huh. You won't know what to do with any traps if you get them.
In fact, you will probably end up trapping your pesky partners-in-crime instead.
As for cattle prods . . . I can assure you our special prototype Man Prods are far better, longer, and more powerful than anything you could ever obtain in a million years!
In fact, I could easily prod you from here, if I chose.
10-08-2019, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Huh. You won't know what to do with any traps if you get them.In fact, you will probably end up trapping your pesky partners-in-crime instead.
As for cattle prods . . . I can assure you our special prototype Man Prods are far better, longer, and more powerful than anything you could ever obtain in a million years!
In fact, I could easily prod you from here, if I chose.
......Will it help if I bend over?
11-08-2019, 07:44 AM
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When one goes - another arrives. Watch your step - but do it somewhere else! Mups will have a fit if she sees what you men folk have left littering this place! Old pizza boxes, dirty socks, fag ends, underwear ... underwear?? What have you been doing?Second thoughts - don't answer that - just leave so I can tidy up!!
11-08-2019, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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When one goes - another arrives. Watch your step - but do it somewhere else! Mups will have a fit if she sees what you men folk have left littering this place! Old pizza boxes, dirty socks, fag ends, underwear ... underwear?? What have you been doing?Second thoughts - don't answer that - just leave so I can tidy up!!
Give them brushes, shovels & a container to put the rubbish in. Then spray them with strawberry juice & let Nellie guard the inner door. She will take a bite of anything that smells like strawberries....so they will have to clear up quickly & leave the premises"
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