08-05-2020, 11:16 PM
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Aha. Now those male objects have departed and there is only well mannered, highly intelligent ladies present, we should be able to put our feet up and relax at last.I must say, those male speciments haven't left the usual mess everywhere tonight . . . hmm, highly suspicious. Could they be making a feeble attempt to get in our good books I wonder?
08-05-2020, 11:58 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Aha. Now those male objects have departed and there is only well mannered, highly intelligent ladies present, we should be able to put our feet up and relax at last.I must say, those male speciments haven't left the usual mess everywhere tonight . . . hmm, highly suspicious. Could they be making a feeble attempt to get in our good books I wonder?
09-05-2020, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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Departed? No danger of that missus
Oh dear, just when I thought you'd gone.
I have a nice little job for you tomorrow Judsy, it won't take you long if you shift yourself.
I need a length of rotten wood replacing on my shed.
I am sure you could do it if you put your mind to it, so don't over sleep in the morning will you.
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Ah, he soon took off. Show these men a job or two and they are gone quicker than the eye can see.
Never fails.
09-05-2020, 10:04 AM
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Come on Judsy, out of that bed of yours, you have jobs to do.After you've fixed the wood on the shed, you can stop the kitchen tap dripping and then sort the lock out on the back door.
Dongle is at work today so I'm afraid you'll have to get your finger out and get on with these things without him.
Now shift yourself, else I'm sending Gertie in to sort you out.
09-05-2020, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Come on Judsy, out of that bed of yours, you have jobs to do.After you've fixed the wood on the shed, you can stop the kitchen tap dripping and then sort the lock out on the back door.
Dongle is at work today so I'm afraid you'll have to get your finger out and get on with these things without him.
Now shift yourself, else I'm sending Gertie in to sort you out.
I have got a job. Booting you wimmin out of the LTP.
Speaking of which, cop for this...
09-05-2020, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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I have got a job. Booting you wimmin out of the LTP.Speaking of which, cop for this...
Ouch - damn your steel toe caps, man.
You can jolly well kiss it better now - that'll teach yer to be so rough!
Aah well ladies, back to the grindstone.
Pity that lazy Yorkshireman doesn't do something useful with his time, instead of loitering about making the place look untidy.
09-05-2020, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Ouch - damn your steel toe caps, man.You can jolly well kiss it better now - that'll teach yer to be so rough!
Aah well ladies, back to the grindstone.
Pity that lazy Yorkshireman doesn't do something useful with his time, instead of loitering about making the place look untidy.
Well it is a bank holiday.
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