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Don't worry Judd here is something for you too!
Thanks for that, I was feeling neglected.
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17-06-2020, 07:43 PM
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Ah, so we're playing rough tonight are we?
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17-06-2020, 08:12 PM
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Ah, so we're playing rough tonight are we?
An average night in the Twink cellar of doom.
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17-06-2020, 11:57 PM
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Mups you referring to this post.
His missus had made a wild swing
And tore off her wedding ring
"You randy git I have warned you before"

Mups when I came on that morning and logged into the Limericks thread this limerick came up. So I answered it. A computer glitch perhaps. Sorry for not explaining that at the time or deleting the incorrect thread. We blokes like you sheilas are only human.

Swannie, I hope you read this post because I would like to clear the air. It wasn't my intention to upset you.


Yes the post above was the one I was on about, but although Twink's definition of a limerick was right, it wasn't the length of the sentence you added that I was going to throttle you for. It was because you were on the wrong rhyme altoether - and it wasn't the first time either.

It throws me for a minute when I see you have gone back to a rhyme we had already finished and moved away from.
That's what I was on about.
I am sorry if I offended you.


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. . . . but if you keep writing on the wrong rhyme, I will still throttle you.
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18-06-2020, 12:24 AM
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Right, having got that off me chest, I detect there are none of those pesky men about, so I shall trundle off to me bed and talk to me teddy - I get more sense out of him than the male pests in here, that's for sure.
I bid you goodnight.

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18-06-2020, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Right, having got that off me chest, I detect there are none of those pesky men about, so I shall trundle off to me bed and talk to me teddy - I get more sense out of him than the male pests in here, that's for sure.
I bid you goodnight.

Very true!
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18-06-2020, 05:53 AM
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OK - which one of you evil misbegotten male personages nicked my internet connection yesterday?? I bet it was Dongles!

Well - see here - you cannot keep a good woman down - I am back and am staying here - so clear off and play with the traffic!!!
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18-06-2020, 07:27 AM
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My post just gave the definition of what a limerick is, so it isn't rules & regulations it just helps the poem flow of the tongue easily. I wasn't criticizing, I was just trying to explain... sorry if it looked like criticism!
I like people from Cheshire Twinks (may I call you that) so no need for apology. I wont play if I spoil the flow.
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18-06-2020, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
OK - which one of you evil misbegotten male personages nicked my internet connection yesterday?? I bet it was Dongles!

Well - see here - you cannot keep a good woman down - I am back and am staying here - so clear off and play with the traffic!!!
It was I Swannie the artful Aussie Tabby. I enjoyed your connection very much. Tho I dont think much of your choice of arvo shows on YouTube. Lost In Space.. really
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18-06-2020, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Swannie148 ->
I like people from Cheshire Twinks (may I call you that) so no need for apology. I wont play if I spoil the flow.
I would be happy for you to call me Twinks..... it is a lot better than some of the names the other men use on LTP!
This is just for you..

Swannie is a nice man from Oz
Who spoiled our poem because
His words were too long
So he made it sound wrong
But keep playing as you're one of us!
 



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