I'm Here!!! Love Me!!!
Well, maybe not. I've been banned from loads of discussion sites over the years. Always unwarranted and unfair. But surely you must be an utter, utter ball-bag I hear you cry I've heard about ***** like you on twitter. Making all sorts of dreadful comments and threats.
No, not at all. In fact I've got diplomas in being one hell of a great guy. It's just that I can be a bit Bill Maher or Douglas Murray - which doesn't go down well with the totalitarian Left-wing mobs of Dailymailophobes.
Any questions on this?
NB The mods alarm bells don't need to be going off.