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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Is there a language barrier here????
Yuz speakin loik Fruity
ah mesib we speek meeny language here mesib - thenk you - please you take seat now will you??
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Nostalgia includes thread the shed, never forget the fallen.
Rehab had the shed thread, he locked me in it.
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ah mesib we speek meeny language here mesib - thenk you - please you take seat now will you??
No alcohol here
Nah I steal you Gummy Bear
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44 year olds, tend to do that.
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Nostalgia includes thread the shed, never forget the fallen.
yep once was my favorite quote when out drinkin with the lads and some of them dropped like flies !
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ah we on a roll or are we on a roll well not with Jem he sits at bars too long and dances with buxom wenches!
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Velcro Flies.
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Velcro Flies.
yes it does!! exceedingly well and in one direction only!
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Thank you Sweetie, takes a caring person like yourself to see these little things.

I know I'm guilty of rambling on Gummy, can't help it really, but i thought you knew that.
You tell Phyllis anything and I’ll tell the girl from the hardware store the lot, including two timing her with Pug, stick that in your didgeridoo and blow it.
The point was my good man, or more so the question is, can the dead try to communicate with the living when they are stuck in an afterlife no mans land?
ah "the dear girl from the hardware store" - a sorry tale indeed - we have been cast a sunder I fear. first the manager resigned and he was our main cover - bastard - then only the other day or two or three I mossied in to see what was goin on and was told by the now female manager that miss bottom was just next door doin the accounts - this is my chance I thought [I'll try and keep this short Jem but I no you are curious] so I sauntered in causally nonchalantly only to be met by her hubbie coming out - we both stopped hands on gunbelts but smiled meekly at each other " I was just leaving says he - she's in there" - a typical John Wayne stanza. I entered and there she was sat at her desk eyes a gleaming and my eyes streaming. we chatted for what seemed endless time then in came her boss a big burly Maori - I told him a lame Maori joke to ease the tension and then left hurriedly - the next time I might just pop me head in - but ps: as we sat there gazing at each other longingly she said putting a sandwich to her mouth ' I must have my lunch break NOW so we can talk without suspicion' so there we sat me getting covered in bread crumbs at a steady rate and thinking this is not how John Wayne would have done it even in a dress!!

pps- there that wasn't too long was it??
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