I remember one time when my boss was away on holidays, it was his policy to employ some people with physical handicaps and when he was away it was my job to interview them. On Monday morning a girl came in from the agency, she was very nice, her only handicap was that one arm was slightly shorter than the other, nothing more than that.
She seemed to fit the bill and I said she had the job, just as she stood up to go, Mary the other office girl, came in and I introduced her to the new girl, Mary smiled and shook her hand then said “By the way how’s your shorthand” Boom Boom!
That’s specially for your office Spitty, roll on opening day.

The Trashcan has been closed for nineteen months, that explains all the Flies.

The Coal Hole Club, the Grumbleweeds?

No crumbling here, four to one mix. Ok.

A bit sandy

oh don't you just have getting sand in the cracks?? - sorry swimming outfit??

A bit sandy