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09-07-2017, 08:50 AM
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Yesterday I had the pleasure of delivering a friend's car to the dealership....some recall work needed on the brake system.

The car? A wonderful Audi RS4....what a machine....superb.

I arrive at the dealership......the work bays are immaculate, the gizmos a plenty.....the technical advances in diagnostics is beyond this world.


The car is left for the "Technicians" to work their wonders...as I exited the premises I saw a beautiful A8 on the ramp and a voice, from underneath, muttered the words you just don't want to hear.......


"Righty tighty lefty loosy"
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09-07-2017, 08:55 AM
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"Righty tighty lefty loosy"...Shouldn't this be in the Politics thread?
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09-07-2017, 08:58 AM
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HEHE.........Nooooo, I need a break.
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09-07-2017, 08:59 AM
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You won't be surprised to know you've got me baffled here, Tpin.
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09-07-2017, 08:59 AM
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Well it's better than..."oops""
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09-07-2017, 09:05 AM
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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Mups ->
You won't be surprised to know you've got me baffled here, Tpin.
Righty tighty lefty loosy is a phrase used by those who can't remember which way is tightening/loosening a screw/nut.
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09-07-2017, 09:05 AM
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Hi

When attending Marriage Guidance and paying £70 a session for it, the phrase he has a much bigger dick than you do is also somewhat unhelpful.
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09-07-2017, 09:14 AM
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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

When attending Marriage Guidance and paying £70 a session for it, the phrase he has a much bigger dick than you do is also somewhat unhelpful.

There's no answer to that!
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09-07-2017, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
There's no answer to that!
There is......"That's because your ***** is massive" or "It's like throwing a sausage up the M6"
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09-07-2017, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Tpin ->
There is......"That's because your ***** is massive" or "It's like throwing a sausage up the M6"
I thought it was, the Mersey Tunnel?!!
 
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