09-07-2017, 09:20 AM
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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.
Originally Posted by Tpin
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Yesterday I had the pleasure of delivering a friend's car to the dealership....some recall work needed on the brake system.The car? A wonderful Audi RS4....what a machine....superb.
I arrive at the dealership......the work bays are immaculate, the gizmos a plenty.....the technical advances in diagnostics is beyond this world.
The car is left for the "Technicians" to work their wonders...as I exited the premises I saw a beautiful A8 on the ramp and a voice, from underneath, muttered the words you just don't want to hear.......
"Righty tighty lefty loosy"
Oh so you did go to the London 'Pride' demonstration!!!
09-07-2017, 09:49 AM
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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.
Something you really don't want to hear?A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’
She replied, ‘Because I really miss mine".
09-07-2017, 10:51 AM
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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.
Originally Posted by May
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"Righty tighty lefty loosy"...Shouldn't this be in the Politics thread? 
so heard to say "Vot est ze damz ting dis eeze" in his best German accent
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