Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

As we are on boat terminologies, who remembers that cr*p programme called 'Is Harry on the Boat?' I used to chuckle to myself because not many people understood what it meant.

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I dont(confused look on face)

I remember my Gran once saying she was going to watch Tipping the Velvet.
She had no idea until about the 3rd episode...she was horrified

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I don't want to hear anything that starts with,
Do you want the good news, or the bad news....

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I couldn't possibly join in with this rude thread.....

I was taking a new Toyota Rav4 out on a test drive.
The pretty young saleswoman sat beside me as I shuffled around in the seat and I asked her......Which of these three pedals works the brake?.....

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They were on a cruise ship and the title was a bit of rhyming slang. Harry Monk and Boat race. There was a competition to see who could bed the most passengers and you got extra points for Harry on the boat.

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Hi

A visit to the Doctors.

Do you want the good news or the bad news?

The good news please.

You have 24 hours to live.

Bloody Hell, that's the good news?

What is the bad news?

Your appointment was yesterday.

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I knew it......just thought I'd leave it to you to explain

snigger

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Yeah yeah.......

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Honestly! I think it must be something in the air today.
You're all at it.
All Tpins fault of course.

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Naive. I just had to google little man in the boat