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29-07-2015, 07:53 PM
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A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish.

The man said to the genie,” I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii."
The genie said,” I’m sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?"

The man answered, "Of course! I want the power to understand all women."

The genie thought for a minute.

He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?"

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29-07-2015, 08:03 PM
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I can sympathise with that and I've been married 57 years !
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29-07-2015, 08:26 PM
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Congratulations Alan! . Great going,to both of you! You obviously both found the right person to make you happy in life!
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29-07-2015, 08:33 PM
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There's nothing wrong with us women, its you men that are very strange. You see us women can multi-task, think very quickly, very good at organizing things, getting things done etc. but men they are useless. hahaha.
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29-07-2015, 08:47 PM
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Useless???? Uummmmm,please remind me where babies come from?
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Women don't collect things they just drool on babies
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29-07-2015, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Gaz55 ->
Useless???? Uummmmm,please remind me where babies come from?
Um Mummys tummy after daddy has given her a special kiss 9 months earlier.
Surprised you didn't know that GAZ.
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Hey,nobody gave me the talk about the "Birds and the Bee's",Apricot!

Babies are found under gooseberry bushes, aren't they? Hahahaha!
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See? Proof that men are hopeless!!
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It's been scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men........ its just that they use them more effectively
 
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