01-07-2021, 04:03 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a couple of bar stools.One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "It's been a tough year, and I'm glad that travel restrictions are loosening up. Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
“Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for days and days in the countryside, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
“Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer.”
“Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude.”
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive."
01-07-2021, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a couple of bar stools.One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "It's been a tough year, and I'm glad that travel restrictions are loosening up. Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
“Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for days and days in the countryside, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
“Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer.”
“Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude.”
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive."
01-07-2021, 06:38 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a couple of bar stools.One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "It's been a tough year, and I'm glad that travel restrictions are loosening up. Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
“Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for days and days in the countryside, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
“Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer.”
“Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude.”
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive."
01-07-2021, 07:23 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Paddy gets woken up in the middle of the night by his wife."Paddy! I think there's someone downstairs!"
Paddy goes to investigate and returns a few minutes later.
"Well? What was it?"
"A couple of burglars," replied Paddy.
"What did you do?"
"I told them to keep the fecking noise down or I'll be calling the police."
01-07-2021, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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Paddy gets woken up in the middle of the night by his wife."Paddy! I think there's someone downstairs!"
Paddy goes to investigate and returns a few minutes later.
"Well? What was it?"
"A couple of burglars," replied Paddy.
"What did you do?"
"I told them to keep the fecking noise down or I'll be calling the police."
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