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04-07-2021, 10:00 PM
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The wife isn't speaking to me, all because I wouldn't open the car door for her...

It's not my fault. I just panicked and swam to the surface!
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04-07-2021, 11:41 PM
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The wife isn't speaking to me, all because I wouldn't open the car door for her...

It's not my fault. I just panicked and swam to the surface!


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05-07-2021, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
The wife isn't speaking to me, all because I wouldn't open the car door for her...

It's not my fault. I just panicked and swam to the surface!
Dark humour indeed - LOL! Love it!
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05-07-2021, 06:37 PM
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I've accidentally swallowed some scrabble squares...

Going for a poo could spell trouble!
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05-07-2021, 06:38 PM
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Went to my local fish and chip shop and asked the woman behind the counter for a bag of chips.

She said, "Do you want anything on them?"

I said, "Does it cost any extra?"

She said, "No."

"Ok," I said. "I'll have a pie and 3 sausages!"
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05-07-2021, 07:04 PM
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Went to my local fish and chip shop and asked the woman behind the counter for a bag of chips.

She said, "Do you want anything on them?"

I said, "Does it cost any extra?"

She said, "No."

"Ok," I said. "I'll have a pie and 3 sausages!"


I'll try that next time.
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05-07-2021, 10:07 PM
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I had an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having my spine and testicles removed…

Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic!
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06-07-2021, 03:37 PM
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I had an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having my spine and testicles removed…

Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic!
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06-07-2021, 06:12 PM
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My friend who has a bit of a stutter was telling us about his Nanna...

By the end of it we were all singing 'Hey Jude!'
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06-07-2021, 11:14 PM
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My friend who has a bit of a stutter was telling us about his Nanna...

By the end of it we were all singing 'Hey Jude!'
 
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