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07-07-2021, 10:34 AM
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Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
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07-07-2021, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Vlad ->
Nicked from somewhere else.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?



Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!

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07-07-2021, 03:55 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by Vlad ->
Nicked from somewhere else.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
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07-07-2021, 06:11 PM
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My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted…

Oh well, better get back to it I suppose!
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08-07-2021, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted…

Oh well, better get back to it I suppose!
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08-07-2021, 08:22 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted…

Oh well, better get back to it I suppose!
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08-07-2021, 09:01 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

I read a survey that stated 82% of people enjoy being cuddled…

Judging by the reaction on the train this morning I would say it's more like less than 1%!
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09-07-2021, 12:01 PM
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09-07-2021, 12:02 PM
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09-07-2021, 12:36 PM
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