05-11-2019, 08:10 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I hope there is one for me too!
05-11-2019, 08:11 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Oh don't be mean Mups, let them lie in through next weekend too! 
05-11-2019, 01:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Definitely - do you like brown sauce on yours? I think there is some in the cupboard - if those pesky men haven't drunk it. They have been known to add it to their beer you know.
We can put strong alcohol into the brown sauce, so when they put it in their beer it will make them totally intoxicated.
Then we can squirt tomato ketchup on their shirts & call the police to tell them that 2 crazy men were shouting they were dying & then collapsed... so could they send an ambulance?
The paramedics will examine & assume that these men are completely mad alcoholics... so lock them in a secure cell.
That way they wont get chance to be last to post!
05-11-2019, 01:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I don't have sauce on my bacon sarnies, but you have given me a good idea......We can put strong alcohol into the brown sauce, so when they put it in their beer it will make them totally intoxicated.
Then we can squirt tomato ketchup on their shirts & call the police to tell them that 2 crazy men were shouting they were dying & then collapsed... so could they send an ambulance?
The paramedics will examine & assume that these men are completely mad alcoholics... so lock them in a secure cell.
That way they wont get chance to be last to post!
05-11-2019, 01:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I think all this sauce has gone to your head Twink. I think you should have a lie down and listen to Des O'connor on headphones, that'll send you to sleep until the beginning of Spring.
05-11-2019, 03:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I have had a successful day today for a change, so feel full of renewed vigour - well that was until I popped in here to visit my friends that is.I see we have been invaded again.
I have had a word with a carpenter I know, and he is going to make us a nice portcullis and a bridge.
If we throw things at them as they cross the drawbridge, they might fall in the new moat whereupon the nice new Piranha fish will eat them.
This new plan appeals to me very much.
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