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09-02-2015, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
I wandered once into a public loo
Another chap was in there too
He didn’t notice me, he was shooting drugs
I looked away and my shoulders shrugged
Then came in a couple of men
Who entered in one of the places provided, then
Moans filled the air as the abused each other.
I blame weak dad’s and bossy mothers
Then entered in a juggling act
This is true, it is a fact

THen entered in an attendant bold
All this was making him feel old
"Enough of this, it isn't fair"
“ It’s like a breath of fresh air.
Now I come to think of it
When someone’s come in for just a shit”
what can I say candescent!
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09-02-2015, 12:08 PM
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Ut auferam ex blandiloquiis illorum comments
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09-02-2015, 12:52 PM
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Well, fancy that, behaviour so primal
Such goings on in a Public Urinal
The instinct would be to run, to flit
But that's not possible when you want a Tom Tit
Just take a pew, mind your own "Business"
Check the top of the door for visual egress
Try not to think of next doors Ball Cock
Or what crazy things makes Gents worlds rock
You'll be safe although enraged
Provided your door stays "Engaged"
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09-02-2015, 01:14 PM
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That is very good.
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09-02-2015, 07:33 PM
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Well what can one say
All that goes on in the lava tray
Huffin and blowin
and everything goin
There for all to see
And an old innocent like me.
Think it's time I parted
I'm sorry, if I only farted.
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09-02-2015, 11:36 PM
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RJ, maybe your experience should be reported to the Privy Council.
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10-02-2015, 01:04 AM
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Mr Crapper would turd in his grave!
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10-02-2015, 08:00 AM
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Another thread down the pan
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11-02-2015, 11:26 AM
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I pour my heart out everyday
If fills up again on Wed nes day
I wonder if I didn’t pour
It wouldn’t fill up anymore?

I wore a white and black sock today
My wife looked on in pained dismay
Tomorrow I may change them ‘round
And see if I can draw a frown

I went to see me grandad
Hadn't seen him for a while
He didn't say a lot this time
He'd even lost his smile

So l just sat and talked to him
Not sure if he was listening
But then I knew he must have heard
His crocuses were glistening

I just watched them as they slowly grew
He seemed to reach out and say
I may be lying six foot down
But I can hear everything you say
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17-02-2015, 11:48 PM
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I am having a sabbatical guys.
 
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