Re: Limericks. (New).

Methinks I'm not cut out for this
Don't worry, it's all hit or miss
A Nun's life is not for me
That job is meant for a she

Re: Limericks. (New).

Methinks I'm not cut out for this
Don't worry, it's all hit or miss
A Nun's life is not for me
That job is meant for a she
Nah, I'd rather have a kiss.




Meanwhile Fred sat watching his telly

Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile Fred sat watching his telly
With a beer balanced on his belly

Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile Fred sat watching his telly
With a beer balanced on his belly
When the telephone rang

Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile Fred sat watching his telly
With a beer balanced on his belly
When the telephone rang
And up he sprang

Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile Fred sat watching his telly
With a beer balanced on his belly
When the telephone rang
And up he sprang
He spilled it all in his welly.




But it wasn't the phone, 'twas the door

Re: Limericks. (New).

But it wasn't the phone t'was the door
Fred said "Who's this and what for?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

But it wasn't the phone t'was the door
Fred said "Who's this and what for?"
'Twas Santa himself standing there

Re: Limericks. (New).

But it wasn't the phone t'was the door
Fred said "Who's this and what for?"
'Twas Santa himself -
Along with his Elf


(apologies, I changed my previous line a little)

Re: Limericks. (New).

But it wasn't the phone t'was the door
Fred said "Who's this and what for?"
'Twas Santa himself -
Along with his Elf
Who knocked him to the floor