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Perhaps some entrepreneur or inventor should come up with how to use any spare methane gas to subsidise the gas supply, or sell it back to the gas companies like spare electricity is sold back.
What an excellent idea!
A rubber tube 'strategically placed' feeding into an inflatable bag worn on the back, perhaps?
Ladies don't use the word 'fart', Annie. They say 'fluff'.
Perhaps the other ladies on here might disagree and suggest an alternative genteel term.
I can assure you that although ladies may fart just as much as men do, our farts smell of violets and cheesecake.... so the female use of the word "fart" does not have vulgar connotations.