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Dick Tracy?
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Dick Tracy?
LOL! Very smart response!!!!
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty.
She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!
All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, “think nothing of it.
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek
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A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.”
“Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” said the Nun.
Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think its your legs”.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?
Little Johnny said,”Well I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night..
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, “OH GOD, I’M COMING!”.
If dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”
THE NUN FAINTED!
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ITS THAT JOHNNY KID AGAIN!

A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.”

“Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” said the Nun.

Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”

“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think its your legs”.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,”Well I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, “OH GOD, I’M COMING!”.
If dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”

THE NUN FAINTED!
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Sorry double post
It was worth saying twice!
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It was worth saying twice!
Hmmmm!! ?? LOL
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Sorry double post
Nothing wrong with doubling up occasionally.
 
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