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01-12-2013, 08:20 PM
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Limericks.

Do you know any limericks, not sure if rude ones will be permitted.
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02-12-2013, 06:11 AM
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Re: Limericks.

Hi Bill, smutty appears to be OK but vulgar isn't.
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02-12-2013, 12:24 PM
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Re: Limericks.

Hello Alan, all the limericks seem to a bit smutty, there must some clean ones around.
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02-12-2013, 01:28 PM
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Re: Limericks.

As far as I know Bill, the heavy stuff goes into the 'Adult Humour' section.
Here's a short and sweet one from me schooldays, not too rude either.

Beneath the crypt the Curate crept
For the Vicars Wife to lie on
He thought it oh so rude to do it in the nude
So he put the old School tie on.
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02-12-2013, 03:27 PM
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Re: Limericks.

Can you make em up?
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02-12-2013, 04:42 PM
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Re: Limericks.

Originally Posted by MKJ ->
Can you make em up?
Oh no are you going to branch out into limericks as well as poems, Mark?
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02-12-2013, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mags ->
Oh no are you going to branch out into limericks as well as poems, Mark?
Yes.

They are all the same to me .
Like water offa duck's back - figuratively .
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02-12-2013, 05:47 PM
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Re: Limericks.

There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck?
Or was it just luck?
Or does gravity miss things so small?
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03-12-2013, 09:04 PM
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Re: Limericks.

Nantucket is known as the home of the limerick,

Here is a clean one.
There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket;
But his daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man --
And as far as the bucket, Nantucket.
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16-12-2013, 12:03 AM
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Re: Limericks.

Limericks are of five lines
2 long 2 short, 1 long
naughty one below


There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.


My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
and reminds me of a sinking ship
 
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