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13-03-2018, 11:00 PM
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It's all the gold fillings Morty, they're to pay for my funeral.


The undertakers whip them out I'm told.
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13-03-2018, 11:01 PM
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Mupsy ..quick ... there could be a lucrative business opportunity for me and thee here ... and a tidy bit of profit if we buy some plastic handles from B&Q and a big corrugated cardboard box.
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13-03-2018, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
The undertakers whip them out I'm told.

The family will have whisked them away well before that and taken them to the nearest pawn shop. I'll probably end up in a ditch wrapped in a black bin liner.
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13-03-2018, 11:04 PM
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Fly tipping is a criminal offence ... me and Mups would never let that happen to you anyway.
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13-03-2018, 11:04 PM
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Me and Mort would rescue you Judd.
We could do with a new draft excluder.
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13-03-2018, 11:25 PM
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SO! You've both been rumbled!

Nutcrackers, bandages and surgical spirit is it? I'm winning this thread hands down so your response is to do violence by me? Not very sportsmanlike is it? If you can't win by fair means, you try and win by foul. A good job I'm resilient.
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13-03-2018, 11:27 PM
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Me and Mort would rescue you Judd.
We could do with a new draft excluder.

Is that the same as a draught excluder? I'm too old to be called up for military duty so don't need to be excluded.
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13-03-2018, 11:28 PM
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I see Tezza in the background, he'll sort both of you out in short order.
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13-03-2018, 11:34 PM
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Fear not chaps the night is young 👀 😇

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13-03-2018, 11:35 PM
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Is that the same as a draught excluder? I'm too old to be called up for military duty so don't need to be excluded.
Bah! Away with you you daft wally ... nothing too strenuous. I was thinking you could be one of those old logs that lie in the garden festooned with moss and ivy and home to creepy crawlies.
We'll recycle you ... don't worry
 
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