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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal and she kept shouting 9! 9!
That's the best I've done so far!

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Ouch!!

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My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.

I'm not bothered, it's hair loss.

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The teacher was trying to get little Johnny mental arithmetic but he kept counting using his fingers.
"Johnny, put your hands in your pickets! Now, what's five plus five?"

Pause.....

"Eleven, miss."

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The wife came out of court muttering obscenities. A £1000 fine and 6 points 'just for driving onto some of those chequered chevrons you see around the roads!'

Mind you, the police car they were attached to was a complete write-off.

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Superman was looking over his hotel balcony and saw wonder woman naked on the balcony below. So he jumped down to land on top of her only to hear a huge yell. The invisible man had got to her first.

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Women love a man brimming with confidence.

Because without that, what is there to destroy?

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There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save any trouble
He put it in double
So instead of coming he went...

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I came home very late last night, and just smiled at my stony-faced wife.

That quick-drying cement worked a treat !