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I would love to put a custard pie in someone’s face and have a food fight!
Or pull a tablecloth off a table to see if the glasses stay intact!
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26-09-2018, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
I would love to put a custard pie in someone’s face and have a food fight!
Or pull a tablecloth off a table to see if the glasses stay intact!
I used to do the old table cloth pulling trick with my Dad when I was a boy. Worked every time. Well, not every time. He also taught me how to tear a phonebook in half.
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26-09-2018, 01:15 PM
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I used to do the old table cloth pulling trick with my Dad when I was a boy. Worked every time. Well, not every time. He also taught me how to tear a phonebook in half.
Who was he? Kung Fu?
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26-09-2018, 01:22 PM
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Who was he? Kung Fu?
No he was a scaffoldder.
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26-09-2018, 01:55 PM
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HaHa!..... and l thought l was bad wanting to squeeze a Swiss roll!
I only ever get the urge to squeeeeeze a sexy looking sheila.
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26-09-2018, 01:57 PM
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I only ever get the urge to squeeeeeze a sexy looking sheila.
Can you get those over there?
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26-09-2018, 03:37 PM
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I used to do the old table cloth pulling trick with my Dad when I was a boy. Worked every time. Well, not every time. He also taught me how to tear a phonebook in half.
That reminds me of our maths teacher at school. When your exercise book was full, and you asked for a new one, he'd tear off a corner of the old one just like they cut off a corner of your old passport to show it's no longer valid.

When I was due a new book, I stuck in a thick sheet of polystyrene between some pages in each corner.
He struggled!
But when he discovered the problem he took it in good humour.
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26-09-2018, 08:08 PM
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that reminds me of our maths teacher at school. When your exercise book was full, and you asked for a new one, he'd tear off a corner of the old one just like they cut off a corner of your old passport to show it's no longer valid.

When i was due a new book, i stuck in a thick sheet of polystyrene between some pages in each corner.
He struggled!
But when he discovered the problem he took it in good humour.
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26-09-2018, 08:11 PM
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Park in a disabled car space in an out of town retail centre and yell out "Coming Mr Dillon Sir", limping like mad.

who remembers that TV cowboy program
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Can you get those over there?
With over one hundred different nationalities on the continent there must be one somewhere.
 
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