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25-09-2018, 10:01 PM
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No one gives a shit about constipated mathematicians.
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25-09-2018, 10:14 PM
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD is shit...that's right, shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people 2 eat shit, forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's lucky shits, dumb shits & crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit, chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek without a paddle & sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You could pass this along if u give a shit or not if you don't give a shit. Hope you have a shit free day but remember ........ Shit Happens!!!
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25-09-2018, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Missy ->
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD is shit...that's right, shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people 2 eat shit, forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's lucky shits, dumb shits & crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit, chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek without a paddle & sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You could pass this along if u give a shit or not if you don't give a shit. Hope you have a shit free day but remember ........ Shit Happens!!!
Every person & animal on this planet has to shit. It's a way of life. You put it in & shit comes out the other end.
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25-09-2018, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
Every person & animal on this planet has to shit. It's a way of life. You put it in & shit comes out the other end.
Unless you're like some of the posters on the serious threads where it comes out from both ends.
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25-09-2018, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Unless you're like some of the posters on the serious threads where it comes out from both ends.
Verbally I hope.
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25-09-2018, 10:31 PM
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Oh crap ... I was going to post something until I read your remark Judd.
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25-09-2018, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Unless you're like some of the posters on the serious threads where it comes out from both ends.
Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
Verbally I hope.
I think he might mean orally and anally challenged like synchronised dancing.
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25-09-2018, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Missy ->
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD is shit...that's right, shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people 2 eat shit, forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's lucky shits, dumb shits & crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit, chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek without a paddle & sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You could pass this along if u give a shit or not if you don't give a shit. Hope you have a shit free day but remember ........ Shit Happens!!!
Post of the Year, Missy.
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26-09-2018, 12:08 AM
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Shit is certainly happening all around the world right now. Earthquakes, wildfires, flooding. I think people panic when something tragic or profound happens locally because they realise they are only "that" close to being completely helpless and the more dependent the society the more helpless its citizens would feel in a real disaster. We are so used to having every need catered for.

I remember being terrified a few years ago when the electricity in our street was cut off for about twenty four hours. It really hit me how lucky we are. But the darkness and cold was a sinister reminder of how it could all be gone just like that. In places where people don't have that they are resourceful and experienced in dealing with it. We aren't so much.
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26-09-2018, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Missy ->
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD is shit...that's right, shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people 2 eat shit, forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's lucky shits, dumb shits & crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit, chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek without a paddle & sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You could pass this along if u give a shit or not if you don't give a shit. Hope you have a shit free day but remember ........ Shit Happens!!!
What a great post Missy
 
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