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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 32,785
26-01-2020, 09:00 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
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Charles: There's no I in team, son. You need to stay with the family firm.
Harry: That's the problem, dad. I've been warned there'll be no Me in Meghan, unless we move to Canada.
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Richmond
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United Kingdom
Joined: Sep 2018
Posts: 1,351
26-01-2020, 10:50 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh.
"Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.
"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.
"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.
"Yes," said the expert "It's your water tank."
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 32,785
26-01-2020, 10:57 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by
Richmond
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My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh.
"Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.
"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.
"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.
"Yes," said the expert "It's your water tank."
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
27-01-2020, 01:41 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
I'm going to sell all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay...imagine all the PayPal
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Longdogs
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SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
29-01-2020, 03:26 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by
Judd
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Charles: There's no I in team, son. You need to stay with the family firm.
Harry: That's the problem, dad. I've been warned there'll be no Me in Meghan, unless we move to Canada.
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Longdogs
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29-01-2020, 03:28 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
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Richmond
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My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh.
"Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.
"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.
"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.
"Yes," said the expert "It's your water tank."
Nicked but will change Lizzie to Paddy.
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
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29-01-2020, 05:02 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
People used to laugh when I said I had dyslexia. They're not coughing now.
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
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29-01-2020, 06:25 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
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People used to laugh when I said I had dyslexia. They're not coughing now.
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summer
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yorkshire
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 10,018
30-01-2020, 08:18 AM
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People used to laugh when I said I had dyslexia. They're not coughing now.
I had to think about it.....got there in the end....funny
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Judd
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30-01-2020, 06:48 PM
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An Egyptian fella just pulled up in a van & beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window. Bloody toot and car moon.
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