26-01-2020, 09:00 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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Charles: There's no I in team, son. You need to stay with the family firm.Harry: That's the problem, dad. I've been warned there'll be no Me in Meghan, unless we move to Canada.
26-01-2020, 10:50 PM
1232
Re: Let's have a laugh
My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh."Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.
"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.
"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.
"Yes," said the expert "It's your water tank."
26-01-2020, 10:57 PM
1233
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh."Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.
"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.
"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.
"Yes," said the expert "It's your water tank."
29-01-2020, 03:26 PM
1235
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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Charles: There's no I in team, son. You need to stay with the family firm.Harry: That's the problem, dad. I've been warned there'll be no Me in Meghan, unless we move to Canada.
29-01-2020, 03:28 PM
1236
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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My wee pal "Daft" Lizzie dragged a huge metal box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow in Edinburgh."Where did you get this from?" asked the expert.
"It's been sitting in ma loft for over 30 years. I think it's a family heirloom" says Lizzie.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the expert.
"Naw, should I?" asked Lizzie.
"Yes," said the expert "It's your water tank."
Nicked but will change Lizzie to Paddy.
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