Re: Limericks. (New).

His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice

Re: Limericks. (New).

His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
But that's too much information

Re: Limericks. (New).

His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
But that's too much information
To share with the nation

Re: Limericks. (New).

His bowels became a bit loose
In fact it was like orange juice
But that's too much information
To share with the nation
But he left the remaining fruit juice.




Down at the Co-op in Gwent

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
But the carrots were squint

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
But the carrots were squint
And tasted of mint

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down at the Co-op in Gwent
None of the cucumbers were bent
But the carrots were squint
And tasted of mint
And gave off a heavenly scent

I settled for a bag of spuds

Re: Limericks. (New).

I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most them were duds

Re: Limericks. (New).

I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs