17-04-2019, 12:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Right I am back on track!No good me dwelling, I must support the ladies, as we must be last.
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I need to make an adjustment to you quote Sweetie....here we go:-No good me dwelling, I must support the ladies, as we will be last.
17-04-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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There's no perhaps about it, it's a definite NEVER. 
Who Lives Longer females or males?
In 1800, life expectancy at birth was 33 years for women and 31 years for men; today it is 83.5 years and 79.5 years, respectively. In both cases, women live about 5% longer than men.2 Oct 2015
So you men have no chance.....especially if Mup's tainted cocoa does the trick!
17-04-2019, 01:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Don't be too sure! This is from the internet.....Who Lives Longer females or males?
In 1800, life expectancy at birth was 33 years for women and 31 years for men; today it is 83.5 years and 79.5 years, respectively. In both cases, women live about 5% longer than men.2 Oct 2015
So you men have no chance.....especially if Mup's tainted cocoa does the trick!
However, as far as this thread is concerned we will make an exception.
17-04-2019, 01:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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We all know why men die younger don't we?.... years of bloody nagging from you lot, we're glad to get away in the end. However, as far as this thread is concerned we will make an exception.
Didn't you know that Mup's cocoa recipe is passed to every female that is born.... they keep it in their bottom drawer so it is there when they decide to get rid of their partners.... nagging doesn't always do the job completely!
Hmm I wonder if that is why so many men are choosing male partners?
17-04-2019, 01:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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But the ladies won't Dongle.... so when humans become extinct, it is fairly certain that the last one will be female. Didn't you know that Mup's cocoa recipe is passed to every female that is born.... they keep it in their bottom drawer so it is there when they decide to get rid of their partners.... nagging doesn't always do the job completely!
Hmm I wonder if that is why so many men are choosing male partners?
''Rugby, Football, beer etc''
17-04-2019, 02:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Don't be too sure! This is from the internet.....Who Lives Longer females or males?
In 1800, life expectancy at birth was 33 years for women and 31 years for men; today it is 83.5 years and 79.5 years, respectively. In both cases, women live about 5% longer than men.2 Oct 2015
So you men have no chance.....especially if Mup's tainted cocoa does the trick!
And for those fuss-pots who spit me cocoa out, you can surely tempt them with your famous Stew, Twink.
Dongle referred to it not long ago, which surprised me, as I thought it was our secret. They must have been listening at the keyhole again.
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BTW, I just had a funny creepy feeling come over me, but it's alright, I know what it is now. It is that Judster fellow creeping about when he should be working again.
Hello Mr. Judd. You can come out now. You have been spotted.
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