08-02-2019, 07:13 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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Don't worry Mr. P, I think most of us blokes get it. 
Last Christmas We Bought A Fake Christmas Tree
The*guy behind the counter said “Are you going to put it up yourself?”
My dad said, “Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it in the living room.”
10-02-2019, 03:07 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Ole Fills InA doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get
Off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
Taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't
Seen a man in over two years!!'
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes!!
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And you thought I was sending a dirty joke!!
NOT ME!
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