Gardening innuendo
I`m a born flirt and can be quite outrageous.
As I troll(troll ,hello I`m Julian and this is my friend Sandy)
gardening sites I see questions about melons.
Melons?--adopts a Kenneth Williams type voice-get your brush out love and give the flowers a litle tickle.
And when they are growing?--look darling just support them -i don`t want to know your bra size