26-09-2013, 12:20 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by ben-varrey
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No but if they were launched at speed at someone, they would knock them unconscious 
Ooooooohhhhh - can we use them to fire at the Palace of Westminster????
26-09-2013, 12:41 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Are we talking here about the STONE of SCONE? The fabulous & mystic relic which has passed to and from Edinburgh & Westminster for aeons.First seized by EDward 1st, (Longshanks) & returned by revolting Scots students. If Charles ever becomes King he will use it in his coronation ceremony.
26-09-2013, 12:56 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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Are we talking here about the STONE of SCONE? The fabulous & mystic relic which has passed to and from Edinburgh & Westminster for aeons. First seized by EDward 1st, (Longshanks) & returned by revolting Scots students. If Charles ever becomes King he will use it in his coronation ceremony.
Aaaahhhh but Robert matey - do you want Charlie the turd sitting on the throne????
26-09-2013, 01:12 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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Aaaahhhh but Robert matey - do you want Charlie the turd sitting on the throne????
Except possibly Lady Trumpington.
Or DAvid Beckham mayhaps.
26-09-2013, 01:37 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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I don't think he is suitable. WIll's is unprepared & too young. I see no one who could succeed Mrs Windsor.Except possibly Lady Trumpington.
Or DAvid Beckham mayhaps.
Denis Skinner (THe Beast of Bolsover) for President!!!!
26-09-2013, 04:02 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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Denis Skinner (THe Beast of Bolsover) for President!!!!
26-09-2013, 05:27 PM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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Are we talking here about the STONE of SCONE? The fabulous & mystic relic which has passed to and from Edinburgh & Westminster for aeons..
Can't believe your scones are really that bad BV, they must be handy for something surely. What about:
Paperweights? or
Creating a rockery?
Doorstops?
Hurl at noisy neighbours (police would never charge you)
Self protection (keep one in your handbag)
Drop a trail to the pub so you can find your way back home?
Christmas tree decs?
Perhaps there will be some other suggestions to help . . .
27-09-2013, 11:24 AM
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Re: Too much Information
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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Second thoughts - if you have more than one of them Karen darlin' - they could be described as 'weapons of mass destruction'
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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Or DAvid Beckham mayhaps.
Originally Posted by Mups
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Can't believe your scones are really that bad BV, they must be handy for something surely. What about:Paperweights? or
Creating a rockery?
Doorstops?
Hurl at noisy neighbours (police would never charge you)
Self protection (keep one in your handbag)
Drop a trail to the pub so you can find your way back home?
Christmas tree decs?
Perhaps there will be some other suggestions to help . . .
They are that bad - I'm too heavy handed, apparently
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