I ran out of Jack Daniels last night...
So i thought it's only five minutes to the Off Licence on my push bike, so off i went. Bought my weekly bottle of JD which i popped in a plastic bag and hung on my handlebars. Then i thought to myself, if i fall off my bike on the way home i'll smash the bottle! Hmm, i know what i'll do, i'll drink it now. How lucky was that! I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.