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Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone
Old Pete from the club
Took him some grub
but ate it and just left a bone!

A poor old giraffe named Fred
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
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24-11-2020, 07:01 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
For however hard he tried
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24-11-2020, 10:29 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
For however hard he tried
On his back or on his side
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
For however hard he tried
On his back or on his side
there was never a place for his head.


An elephant once sat on my knee
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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
Was such a huge lump
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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
Was such a huge lump
And he started to trump
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25-11-2020, 05:46 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
Was such a huge lump
And he started to trump
Then just sat there and flattened me.



Then his keeper gave him a bun
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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
 
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