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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap
To go and have a cr@p
On the keeper, which he thought would be fun.
The keeper was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off
With a tear and a cough
and made into burgers - with cheese!