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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap

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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap
To go and have a cr@p

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap
To go and have a cr@p
On the keeper, which he thought would be fun.


The keeper though was none too pleased

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The keeper though was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized

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The keeper though was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off

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The keeper was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off
With a tear and a cough

Re: Limericks. (New).

The keeper was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off
With a tear and a cough
and made into burgers - with cheese!


An ancient mariner named Fred

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An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed

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An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed
But the water was cold

Re: Limericks. (New).

An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed
But the water was cold
And he was quite old