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25-09-2019, 07:53 PM
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Limericks. (New).

A fresh start for limericks.
Lines 1. 2. And 5. Seven to ten syllables with the same verbal rhythm.

Lines 3. And 4. Five to seven syllables with the same verbal rhythm.

E.g. There was a young lady from Nice
Insisted on bathing in grease
She slid through the house
Tormenting her spouse
So he hid in the oven for peace.


A nice cup of tea goes down well
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25-09-2019, 10:32 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A nice cup of tea goes down well
And a biccy to dunk is swell
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26-09-2019, 08:33 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A nice cup of tea goes down well
And a biccy to dunk is swell
Hobnobs hit the spot
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26-09-2019, 08:45 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A nice cup of tea goes down well
And a biccy to dunk is swell
Hobnobs hit the spot
And those I have got
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26-09-2019, 08:57 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A nice cup of tea goes down well
And a biccy to dunk is swell
Hobnobs hit the spot
And those I have got
Expansion of hips ? Time will tell 🤭


The jockey fell off at the start
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26-09-2019, 01:57 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The jockey fell off at the start
Right on to his private part
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26-09-2019, 03:54 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The jockey fell off at the start
Right on to his private part
It turned black and blue
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26-09-2019, 04:28 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The jockey fell off at the start
Right on to his private part
It turned black and blue
And was slightly askew
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26-09-2019, 05:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The jockey fell off at the start
Right on to his private part
It turned black and blue
And was slightly askew
In fact it was up by his heart
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A woman once streaked in the street
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