£1.5m Carrots
It seems Ginge 'n' Megan are in the closing stages of "buying" a delightful little mansion called Frogmore Cottage. They like the look of this modest 12-bedroom property because they are taking up gardening and the peat and compost is far superior on the Windsor estate.
So this lovely couple with a fair bit of cash (from somewhere) are throwing it into their new abode and a further £1.5 million will be funded by the taxpayer.
They won't get their hands dirty of course as they are having a team of gardeners on hand at all times to supervise in case either of them ends up with muddy boots.
Expensive carrots indeed when neighbours of mine who have allotments have to contend with migrants sleeping in their sheds and eating their potatoes.