08-11-2018, 12:24 AM
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Right! I've had enough of this nonsense from these male intruders.I am locking up, and only the ladies have got spare keys.
The dogs are on guard.
The floodlights are switched on.
The man traps are set.
And I have 999 on speed dial.
Doubt me at your peril, you . . . you . . . . you male pests you!
08-11-2018, 01:19 AM
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You didn't lock up soon enough, I was already in.
Those so-called man traps were a joke and easily bypassed by an expert such as myself. I had the foresight of drugging the dogs with my trusty blowpipe and kurari tipped darts. My black one piece camouflage outfit doesn't show up under flood lighting either so it was no problem sneaking in. In fact you don't even see me stood behind you sticking my tongue out at you. Perhaps you may have heard a raspberry type noise?
08-11-2018, 01:35 AM
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I am in tears now Judsy. You have exhausted me.
You have drugged my dogs, exhausted my brain, wrecked many months of hard work, deceived me by almost being nice (on rare occasions), and made me penniless as I had emptied my piggy bank paying for security measures.
I am now broke, and exhausted both mentally and physically and it all your fault.
Boo Hoo, ooh I need more tissues. . .
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Let's see if that makes the bugger feel full of remorse and guilt. Maybe his conscience will keep him awake even - I do hope so. Hahahaha . . .
08-11-2018, 08:07 AM
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Judd!You seem to have forgotten that I am back now & I will not tolerate you upsetting Mups in this fashion.
Why aren't you asleep at 2am, instead of coming onto this thread?
Not to worry though, the ladies are working on a medicine to help you sleep more. Their first production works well, in fact up to 24 hours a day, so I have asked Mups to add some to your drink, next time you call at LTP.Aren't we kind?
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