Saturday Giggle

I decided to go to the local mosque in Bradford for the first time to see what it was all about:


I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:

"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad - you will walk today."

I told him I wasn't paralysed, But I did have a small bunion on my left foot.

He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly
repeated his mantra:

"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad - you will walk today."

Once again, I told him there really was nothing wrong with me.

After prayers I stepped outside….

And Bugger me ----

MY CAR WAS GONE !!!!

Re: Saturday Giggle

Now that one I like.

Re: Saturday Giggle

good one